The headline did a pretty good job on that...

Yeah, but did he get the part when Jaskier says “oh Valley of penis” when Yene grabs his codpiece?

Pokemon Sword and Shield, after you win the league, has a really neat title screen. Your player character with your team.

Girafarig used to work at Toys r’usu’r Syot

Are you sure you aren’t thinking of Sawsbuck?

Sucks to be you ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

It wasn't lacklustre at all.

I disagree that you’re not on an a particular team. You’re on the “challengers” team.  This whole event is gym leaders vs. challengers.

Lay off the poor guy. It’s not his fault he literally can’t envision a relationship where his partner also enjoys something he does.

Now that this tired joke is out of the way, commentors are welcome to say literally fucking anything else

wow you sound like a complete mess

I get to write about video games for a living, have cheap rent (thanks Kansas!) but also have fast internet because I live near Kansas City.

They’re cartoony shoes for the movie. I’m sure they can make human-shaped versions that are way sleeker.

I bet you anything there’s a trend among teens in the Pokemon world called the “Polteageist Challenge” where they drink as much of it as they can while livestreaming.

This is the best compliment I’ve received in years.

That picture of him in the chair is priceless 

I don’t know. I could go buy a poster of the Mona Lisa but that doesn’t mean the real one’s not worth anything.

Sobble says “global warming is killing us”

The last one was great! I know, it was a surprise to me too!

Because it’s a great game, as were the previous two.