Remember scumbag assholes, in a murder suicide, do the suicide first.  

I think when that relative is running for  public office, and you know they will fuck up, you gotta do what you gotta do. 

The other day my psychiatrist asked if I ever have any hallucinations. I told him it would be nice if I did because it would really explain the news lately.

What about cars of THIS caliber?:

The WNBA makes sense to me because the best women in the world legitimately can’t compete with the best men in the world at basketball. If there was no WNBA, there’d be no way for women to play basketball professionally.

...teachers in one Stafford County Public School directed children to bathrooms or locker rooms closest to them, but couldn’t decide where to send the girl, who is trans...

Amen. 

What else am I going to spend $1200 on?

That’s a very small piece of toilet paper for such a large piece of shit.

“...Phones cannot do the same as PCs and they really should stop trying to say otherwise.”

Satellite Archeology is so FUCKING COOL

I absolutely fucking hate him. I don’t know what else to say at this point.

If only she smiled....less?  God we just can't win, can we?  Be brave, stand up for what's right, risk your career and life, and still get told you're presenting yourself wrong. 

He stuck around, admitted he was wrong and offered up an explanation as to why. Hardly seems that douchey to me.  Shit...If I had a dollar for all the “fuck boys and girls” I contend with on a daily basis Id have a Lambo by week’s end.

Aggravated assault, maybe.  Attempted murder is a joke.  

Hooned SE-R V spec? Let’s be real, there’s no such thing as a babied SE-R.

The umpire failed miserably, and Serena also is at fault for reacting poorly. I genuinely don’t understand why that is so hard to comprehend.

You’re ugly and way overpriced and underpowered!!!

I say it easily. I rejoice in the death of any domestic abuser.