What else am I going to spend $1200 on?

That’s a very small piece of toilet paper for such a large piece of shit.

I absolutely fucking hate him. I don’t know what else to say at this point.

If only she smiled....less?  God we just can't win, can we?  Be brave, stand up for what's right, risk your career and life, and still get told you're presenting yourself wrong. 

He stuck around, admitted he was wrong and offered up an explanation as to why. Hardly seems that douchey to me.  Shit...If I had a dollar for all the “fuck boys and girls” I contend with on a daily basis Id have a Lambo by week’s end.

Aggravated assault, maybe.  Attempted murder is a joke.  

Hooned SE-R V spec? Let’s be real, there’s no such thing as a babied SE-R.

The umpire failed miserably, and Serena also is at fault for reacting poorly. I genuinely don’t understand why that is so hard to comprehend.

You’re ugly and way overpriced and underpowered!!!

I say it easily. I rejoice in the death of any domestic abuser.

“This story is stranger, and sadder, than it initially appears.”

I love this. Further, can we get a chrome extension like the one that replaces photos of 45 with kittens, except it replaces Kardashians and Giseles with Botticellis?

A smart mushroom hunter would only eat ones that they know they can be sure of, having consulted detailed and reliable sources. In my area, there are about 4 mushrooms that I’m confident I won’t confuse with anything dangerous, and I eat those four every chance I get. The guy in that article admits to multiple…

You haven’t been sick in 20 years?  I’m switching to an all mushroom diet, I’ll live forever.

But not impossible to find and eat.

For fucks sake, foraging wild mushrooms is fine if you’re well trained in it or are going out with a guide who is. This is like saying “don’t do surgery.” Obviously, some people are qualified to do so, and a blanket headline statement is just... weird.

Or, you know, positively identify the species before eating.

The number one responsibility of a father is to embarrass their child as much as possible. Carry on, Alec.

Am I the only one who really doesn’t like their car to be a color with my vehicles being gray , black , white and silver.