I absolutely love this angular beast

As a teen I had a black MK2 Scirocco, it was my pride and joy. It wasnt very fast, or pretty but to me it was perfect. Now as an adult I have been dreaming about the Newest Euro Scirocco, it’s understated, attractive in all the right ways. My evening dreams are full of this.

Always put belongings into shoe, no one ever looks in there!

Do not wear earphones, but if you do ONLY 1. Never ride with both in unless you want to be a complete and utter jackass. Others will not be able to pass you with verbal cues, you will not hear traffic, and a good chance you’ll cut someone off. Please be smart. And yes, wear a helmet.

Nahum 2:4 - The chariots shall rage in the streets, they shall justle one against another in the broad ways: they shall seem like torches, they shall run like the lightnings.

I try to use 2 second rule, and this guy was only about 1 second back. At Least up here in N. MN we would consider it tailgating. Not saying it’s right eitherway.

I am red blue-color blind my whole life and have seen those glasses, Did they make any difference? They look sweet ;)

My favorite were the VW Teardrop, I think they still look amazing, I had them on my 85 Scirocco (this is not is) I always felt like I was in a crazy fast race car because of them. (yes, I know it wasn’t fast at all) Good memories.

I blame the fan, get off the damn phone and look at your surroundings.

Yumm- Love the GT creamsicle

Dude, I drive that road alot between here(Duluth) and Two Harbors, and yes it’s hard not to speed, but then again my Sonata freaks out over 90 :) It’s a beautiful drive, some hills, but has great lake view, perfect for a quick camaro ride with a “unidentified woman was in the passenger seat.”

I had a 16v Scirocco from near the same year, and those rims are my favorite of all time! Id buy just the rims off this car ;)

Do you want Pre-teen girls in skirts to lust over you and your rally wheels?

Sram XX groupset?! May need to remove some more weight, but It would be good for a block jaunt.

Most VW’s from 70’s and 80’s

Hellcat>Megazord

Son-of-a-birch! I have pined fur a car like since I was a sapling, But alas I’ll go willow into my pillow

Neal Page, anyday of the week!! Lovable, funny, weird and tons of ingenuity

Ride a bike, easier to take care of than a car or a horse (yes, I know this is Jalopnik)

Are they programmed to swerve towards bikers too. That’s a pretty human thing to do.