. . . both. Upon consideration, both.

1) I read that as "Catherine Jeta Zones" - and thought for a moment what an obscure term that was for the crotch.

So . . . was I the only one a bit distracted that Bob wears his apron while he's going to the bathroom? Does that seem unsanitary to anyone else?

Theon and Yara either have to be going to Meereen or north to rejoin with Jon. I can't see too many other options for them. Arya desperately needs to leave Braavos. Its incredibly frustrating at this point - either the arc ends in a totally unsatisfying way, or Arya jumps ship. But we've seen enough to be prepared for…

Let us know how long it takes you to get the name on your driver's license changed to "Fodol".

So, question: has Dreamworks TV ever put out anything that was worthwhile, ever? I've only seen bits and pieces of the Kung Fu Panda show (awful) and the Penguins of Madagascar (astoundingly awful) - but I'll admit that my expose to their work has been limited. I freakin' loved Korra, so I have a bit of interest in…

I'm a really big fan of "Naomi" - if only because it so perfectly embodies someone with a virgin/whore-complex.

Wait, what? I thought the last third of Locke and Key was great. Just a really satisfying, nail-biting descent into insanity - followed by a really gratifying rise out of it. And the mechanics of what happens to Bode still strike me as really, really clever.

boners. (Always answer boners in a madlib. Comedy gold.)

I would also like to read that rant - even if I disagree with it completely and think you are a hitler.

What the song is "about" and the way it sounds and is structured are two very different things. I was in middle school when this came out and every goddamn thirteen year old was convinced that it was about THEM and THEIR pain, because it's kinda blandly generic enough to be superimposed over anyone. I think that's the…

My first thought as well.

Proofread is one word.

Nooot as cool with the gays and the sluts. I imagine Bernie is real cool with the gays and the sluts.

The girl that I sit next to at work had to explain the "May" meme to me. Once she did, I didn't speak to her the rest of the day.

Because nothing alienates young women like two men working in close proximity, exchanging fun quips and meaningful glances.

I was shown this freshman year of high school by a girl who was the president of the Young Democrats club in my area. She was a college sophomore at the time, and all of her friends knew about it.

For what it's worth: "all that superhero bullshit" has been pretty non-gendered since at least 2010. There's a huge intersectionality in mainstream "geek" media these days, with your Ms. Marvels and your Doctor Whos (not superhero work, per say, but still fits the power fantasy) that tend to have highly vocal female…

Yeah, but of those, we have crazy people (Adam, Patrick Wilson), nightmare narcissists on Hannah's level (Elijah), guys one step above homeless (Laird), and dudes that noped the fuck out in short order (Fran, Donald Glover.) And I don't remember Jessa's brother at all.

Talking about a woman like that makes you sound like you're spouting the kind of gross dialogue a video game writer gives a guard so that we don't feel bad about shooting him in the head.