Oh good, I have a solid five years to keep caring about cartoons and tumblr - based on your totally arbitrary nonsense.

Everyone always says that - and yet, funny enough, I never noticed. The solution is to stay off of tumblr.

Oh come on, he and Marty slept in a van together. Who knows what they could have gotten up to?

Counterpoint: Brotherhood is a massively inferior product, if only because its villains are infinitely less interesting. It takes the homunculi - living embodiments of many of the cast's moral failings - and changes them into generic anime henchman with no discernable motivations beyond "evil."

Uh . . . probably poorly, if I'm being honest? The first five issues were simple enough - each issue focusing on each of the main characters with only small advancements in the overall plot. The remaining five were wrapping up the first story - which I already had a really good idea on.

I've got ten issues of a comic written!

Does he take a bite out of crime?

"How can you possibly justify a duel with a child?"

Is . . . is that actually a pie? Cause a Peri-Key Lime pie sounds delicious.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

But doesn't Greg tell Steven during the first part of the season one finale "Lot's of gems died. People too."? As they're driving away from Beach City.

This. This is a smart comment.

I think you meant right. In which case - yes. Yes he is. Right is in a different state. Right has placed a restraining order and changed its name to get away from this guy.

http://imgur.com/WuEeLoR

That . . . that genuinely bummed me out, man.

He hand-crafts canoes, for fuck's sake. If there is a joke about Ron Swanson, it's that the world is rarely awesome enough to accommodate him. Also, Ben Wyatt is a fantastic male role model. He's thoughtful, intelligent, and kind. If someone see's these as -problems- with his character, the problem is with them and…

I'm gonna go ahead and summarize.

So . . . based on a few language choices and your automatic defaultation to implied Biden-related cuckolding, I'm gonna go ahead and assume you're one of those "red pill" types, huh?

This is my new fetish.

Wait, in what work are Ron Swanson or Ben Wyatt weak and Leslie Knope and April Ludgate aren't neurotic?