You can't tell me you're not at least a little interested in playing a hack-and-slash game with these graphics as, say, Cait Sith. Just lumbering around as a giant pink moogle, punching the shit out of wolves and robots.

It seems like it must hurt to be that wrong.

"I hate this one. I feel like it's making fun of me."

What Girard said. I went for the neutral, pacifist, and true pacifist endings - and that took me about 15 hours or so.

I dunno. Those two always struck me as guys who were kinda ruined by the slavering monster that is the games industry. Blow strikes me as a guy whose always enjoyed the smell of his own farts.

It's such a relatable moment. It's not a "save the world" or a "storm the base" thing. It's you and this girl and all the information you might have gathered about her. Which maybe you didn't. Maybe you were too busy, or too wrapped up in your own shit. Maybe you didn't think she'd get that far. But she has, and…

That's definitely true. Just kinda wish he wasn't such a twat about it.

I hate to be yet another crazy evangelical for this game - but if you like Spec Ops' exploration of video game violence and player choice, you may also want to check out Undertale. It's a thoroughly splendid exploration of similar ideas.

Man, that episode of Life is Strange. I had to take a long walk after that one. And I managed to talk her down. Can't imagine how much it would have hit me if I'd failed.

Are you finding Jaws of Hakkon worth it? I just skipped the two DLC in favor of playing Trespasser. Didn't really feel like I missed much.

Braid is a game that I constantly wrestle with - I loved it the first time I played it, I still respect the hell out of it, but Blow is just the absolute worst and that has kinda soured my nostalgia a little bit. Will still probably pick Witness up, though, if only to get more games like it.

God help me, my roommate got me into Star Wars: The Old Republic as a way to kill time before Fallout 4. And . . . I really enjoy it, right now. They restructured everything to make it play much more breezily and like a single-player game. I haven't had to grind a bit, and I'm already through the storyline for a…

Yeah. In my defense - I was very young, stupid, and he was the only other openly gay dude in a thirty mile radius.

As cheesy and high-schooly as it is, the bit in Perks of Being a Wallflower - the exchange:

Hellboy 3 un-confirmed. :(

I dunno, I actually enjoyed it. I feel like it balanced Miss Piggy's character a whole lot better than the show has thus far (with the possible exception of last episode). She's not pointlessly mean to Denise, which would be the easiest outcome. She's not even really mean to Kermit. She picked a thoughtful,…

So, I can't be the only person who just completely refuses to acknowledge that Resurrection is part of the canon, right? I mean, H20 has as perfect an ending as any horror franchise could possibly want. The incredible betrayal of that perfect ending feels like a particularly spiteful bit of fanfiction, more than…

Apparently, you in the southern mediterranean have really bad sayings.

Wait, did it get confirmed that we won't get any new SU until next year? When did this get announced? Why hasn't anyone told me!? I'll never find a functional cryosleep chamber on such short notice.

Especially Manimal.