His mustache shall be the only part of him that ages, like a masculine Dorian Grey. Then, one day when ready, he shall shave it off and instantly turn to dust.

Bob would love Parks and Rec, though.

It does make me think of his struggling to immediately come up with a name for Burt Macklin's twin brother and landing on "Kip Chapman."

Someday this feeling, like I might throw up and cry at the same time, will pass. But I'm not exactly sure when.

Side-note - at an entire party full of people, would only a single person really know who Gordon Freeman is? Maybe my data is just all messed up because I'm only friends with nerds .. . fucking normals.

I'm glad I'm not the only person who does that. Sometimes I also make the window really small. I have no idea why.

Yeah. I'd love to find a good screenwriting masters program in that area. My current plan is to try and trick one such program into thinking I'm talented, thereby giving me an excuse to live in the area.

You figure something out, let me know. That shit is crazy expensive, but I want to so bad.

Right? Dude looked nothing like Link.

Alright, I had to actually skip Patrick's big chair moment in this episode. Shit like that gives me a vicious feeling of nausea. I don't know if someone stole my sense of schadenfreude - but if so, please bring it back so that I can handle scenes where characters make spectacular asses out of themselves.

The characters on this show have names?

Fuck, what is Dipper Pines doing on this show? Between him and Britta, this show seems to be tailoring it's guest stars specifically to my sensibilities this season.

I kind of thought Aaron Sorkin was a gay man's Aaron Sorkin.

Fuck, that's really pretty.

Also, we only see them for a few seconds - but how fly were Jane and Roderick in their formal wear?

Meanwhile, while these two assholes are getting married, Karofsky is hooking up with a young, blond, handsome writer who is very handsome and is also me.

Except for that comment on Blaine and Karofsky fucking on the furniture. That was appreciated.

Snark if you will, but I found Thea's reaction to the revelation genuinely heart-breaking. I feel like her actress is doing great with some shaky material this season.

How the hell do people use the internet to find people? After a Valentine's Day that was both way more and way less sad than I was anticipating, I'm kind of done being a total sad-sack and ready to move on and start having some fun again.

I didn't say I didn't believe you, just that I think it's sad. I can (and do) talk to my friends about anything. It's kept me sane and non-destructive through some really dark times.