I think they mean Puck? Who looks like he could be latino, but isn't.

Oh holy fuck, this is almost as bad as the "widower Will and Rachel hook up and raise his baby" theory. And twice as believable! I need to lie down.

Alright, I had many thoughts - not all of them relating to dudes.

Well, there was the couple on Clarence . . .

I'd recommend not to skip Lars and the Cool Kids (more Rose stuff) and Steven the Sword Fighter (beautiful fight animation, and genuine pathos) either.

I would play this. It's a step towards a game that I've always desired - an action RPG (I imagine it playing a bit like Dark Souls) - where you start out as a normal human being menaced by some supernatural (obviously modern horror-movie inspired) villain. If you manage to survive, you move onto the sequel, with a…

Oh god, the grunts. <3

I'm really glad someone else pointed this out. He had, like, four lines of the song - and nearly dragged the whole thing down with how terrible he was.

Ugh. I can't even process that shit. I saw him in the image above, and gave a big "meh." Then, halfway through Mustang Sally, I was wondering how likely it is that he's gay and if he might be interested in getting married.

I think it had something to do with the fact that every time he smiles in these two episodes, you have Blaine right there looking uncomfortable/constipated. I don't know if he's SUPPOSED to be giving us a total no-sell on the fact that he's happy with Dave, but that's certainly what's happening. Which, y'know. His…

That cackle really was tops. I laughed for a solid minute.

Nah. My friends growing up were in a similar boat - it's not something you can really hide. And Louise is very clever.

His head is of normal size relative to his body.

Could that thing potentially be the fact that Saints Row is ultimately sort of warm and human, despite all the overwhelming wackiness - while GTA is fundamentally sort of cruel and mean?

*sniff* I remember the days . . .

Yes.

In my very best Lana Kane voice:

You fool, what have you done!?!?!? The scripts are alive, and they are changing - morphing into a new, more terrible form!

Glad to hear that I'm not alone in it. Seeing him all smiles made me fuzzy. I hope he makes good by season's end. Or at least, doesn't get completely forgotten or screwed over.

So, I don't know if this is still a thing that we do for Glee, but I haven't seen anyone post it yet, so why not - it's time, Ladies and Gentlemen, for (Sexuality) (Gender)s Talkin' 'Bout Glee!