azonicbruce
azonicbruce
azonicbruce

Me: Well, I finished booking my flight to Dallas next week, let’s see what’s happening on Gizmodo...

Florida is a state of mind.

It’s amazing to me how this website can continue to publish the names of murders like this one and the one from the school shooting in Florida. But, fails to even acknowledge what happened yesterday at a Maryland school. The name Blaine Gaskill will not be known to many users on this site because he is a hero. He

If only the other early hominids didn’t burn oil and coal they wouldn’t have had to put up with climate change!

What policies were put in place to stop climate change back then...stupid early humans? Looks like they just kicked the can down the road...

On the other hand my family doesn’t pay me especially well to spend time with them and their health care plan is just bandaids and Robitussin.

We’ve got a breaking story to cover here in the Splinter Comment Section. I’m being told that the American press is vapid and awful and nearly as bad as the awful politicians they cover, largely because they’re all paid by the exact same people. Sources are telling the Splinter Comment Section that bullshit like this

David David David.

Or, Nick, maybe open Excel or Word or Powerpoint and do some fucking work.

I wish it would become illegal already. I need a new graphics card and I’m not looking forward to paying double.

come on though, it’s probably 500 feet from the visitor’s center parking lot and contains a note on how the real treasure was inside you all along.

Ford should have Cena this coming

AMD’s Newest Processors Are So Good You Can Skip the Graphics Card...

Awesome! - Until you are working on a big project using a very special OS version dependent piece of software, then overnight the OS updates itself. The next morning, you log in and see it’s a new fancy OS - COOL! Then you go to open your specialized 3D animation or video editing software (Like AVID), and suddenly, it

There’s this really uncomfortable thing that’s cropped up over the years: Trying to take as much credit from Lucas as possible for the success of the Original Trilogy.

By way of comparison, NBC only let one employee go today.

This why me not drink coffee, me only eat Starbucks’ cookies. No packaging, no controversy!

THIS IS HOW YOU GET ANTS!!!

This man uses reason! Burn him!!!

So since we are generalizing, is this kind of like how women will say stuff like "I'm just so fat and ugly" so that men will tell them that they aren't fat or ugly? Honestly, though, I don't like to generalize. The fact is, some guys will say they are ugly to women to get the women in their lives to compliment them