Aubrey Plaza in Guardians of the Galaxy? Well thanks LuckyMc44, I will now never be satisfied with this film until that becomes a reality.

I demand that Janet Snakehole be a character in this movie.

“Well I was the best damn agent Nova Corps ever had until I was framed for a crime I didn’t commit: stealing the Collector’s stones...no wait, I did do that. Anyway, thought I was dead? So did Nova Prime’s enemies...except, well, uh, Thanos.”

-Burt Macklin, Guardian of the Galaxy

(jk!)

THAT WAS AWESOME.

Yeah, it was cool when I first saw it 2 minutes ago on his Facebook feed, but now it’s already passe. I’m sooooo past GotG now. I mean... come on, a baby Groot? And space suits for fun? And... AGH!

Announcing GTAV blood bank heist in honor of Halloween!

LOL. There’s probably some conference call going on right now where a marketing guy is being raked over the coals for saying “there’s no significance the public can get from the color red, we’re safe”

“It is... too late for me, son.

Ratatatata.

And I would walk five hundred miles,

Absolutely. Though I wonder if you still need the app open for the accessory to work...

That’s what I’m curious about. Having to stare at my phone while I’m walking to hatch stuff is a huge disincentive for me playing this.

Mainly curious if it lets you hatch eggs in a less foolish fashion.

All Mercy buffs are good buffs.

With a lot of games, I agree with you. But with a game like GTA5, that aimed to represent a real-life city, it’s pretty awesome.

I’m hoping for suits of armor and just, like, a mountain of cheese wheels (physics-enabled, obviously).

The real question is, “What kind of stuff will I be able to deface and destroy in the staging room before the match starts?”

Articuno is real, OK? This is a good bird, the best bird. I’ve seen many, many birds and I’ve created thousands of nests. If I was elected to head of Pokémon GO I’d work on legendaries, because legendaries are low, it’s incredible. And I would create more creatures in the inner cities, which is what I really do best,…