That’s how true badasses hold their soldering iron

That is a finger.

Counterpoint:

I’m the worst Call of Duty player, and I am not fucking sorry.


Not. One. Fucking. Bit.

I mean.... C’mon.

I’m kind of baffled as to how this wasn’t the way it worked from the beginning.

i wish i never read this

A smithed dick, as it were.

You didn’t link to the right version of the JP theme:

the cpu and gpu are up to 900$ You must have a big discount somewhere.

Challenge accepted:

“After he died in 2012, I had my mom and grandma send me his copy of Mario Kart 64, and occasionally I’ll pop it in to race one of his ghosts. All these years later, and I still can’t beat him.”

They tend to go after uploaders rather than downloaders.

Meh I pirated it now. I pirated the shit copy before. I saw it in th etheater 3 times and will buy it on release. Still not sorry about pirating it.

Nah, it has perhaps too many reused plot points but it feels like a very different movie and its new characters are very distinct. They also subvert many tropes that people expect from the series (such as Kylo Ren’s inner conflict mirroring but being sort of an inverse of other past characters)

Sorry. Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are dead.

Uh, yeah. I’ll install my games to Google Drive from now on.

The resolution is way too high for a gaming laptop in my opinion. Stick a 1080 or 1440 display on there for performance. Also, why include a touchscreen? It only adds to the cost. At least make that part of it optional.

That’s the awkwardest line reading in the universe. He delivers it like he’s never used any of the individual words in the sentence before.