“These are some kind of new Mexicans, they are trying to beat us at our own games and now they’re invading the states of Utah and Arizona.”

Those kids should be facing some kind of punishment like you literally assaulted a man.

In the film Keepers of the Streak, Walter Iooss is shown shooting SB48 from the stands. He said the sidelines are so choked with people it’s all but impossible to get a good angle. Using a telephoto lens, he took the picture that Sports Illustrated used for the cover of the issue recapping the game:

Sports Photography is one of my true hobbies, it’s just a shame how expensive it is to get into, and unless you got the right connections you’ll rarely be able to get down onto the field. I lucked out in college, knowing the right people to get the credentials, but now any game I go to I’m in the stands trying to get…

...nice?

I’m conflicted because on one hand, fuck New England. But on the other hand, fuck Pittsburgh.

As a Steeler fan who’s been conscious for most of the last 16 years, I can assure you that Bill Belichick does not need to gather any further intel to defeat the Steelers.

So say I replaced the battery, would the phone still be throttled?

For fuck’s sake, I haven’t even managed to upgrade from my iPhone 4 to one of the ones they’re throttling....

Context? How were they forced? Were their parents consulted?

Yeah. This is fucked. Not cool.

I’m going with yes, this is child abuse. I’d guess that even cultures where the children are acclimatized to hot foods would say this crosses a line. Hell, it sprints past that line.

Not sure why Curt chose to “@” Donald Trump in those last 2 tweets.

In fairness, all of college football has a history of hating Lane Kiffin.

I will not respond to my slave name!

Settle down there, HK-47

That’s the same as sort by popular.

But when will we have the option to sort comments by the number of Simpsons references?

The tone varies wildly from snob to slob depending on who is writing the article. I'm sure the next article after this will be about the virtues of Velveeta.