I like how the change in Khalil’s performance is seen in Tim’s live tweets. 

Time for another Takeout taste test! (I've never had one and don't even know if they still exist but I feel like MRE enthusiasts probably have some stockpiled).

Might wanna say the sentence “I would play basketball on a ruptured Achilles tendon because I am tougher than a professional athlete” out loud a few times to see how outlandishly dismissive your take is.

You could also go to an Orioles game and get Boog’s. These delicious fuckers are there in right field waiting to clog your arteries with love and old bay drenched chips.

https://www.cga.ct.gov/PS98/rpt%5Colr%5Chtm/98-R-1034.htm

Toomgis is still best opening pitch. And best corporate mascot/80s body horror monster.

So basically "Step up 4: en Français"

Did they ever make it clear why Arya didn't just immediately tell everyone at winterfell that she's a magical assassin who could kill Cersei and end the war immediately? It's not like she's been keeping her magic a secret, unlike Bran, who's completely useless

Considering an entire castle just collapsed on Jaime and Cersei, it'd be very on point for them to have survived and kill Tyrion because why not keep ruining the best character in the show?

Yet another PC college student trying to rewrite history.

Nothing says “fuck you” to moon landing conspiracy theorists quite like spending 9 figures of taxpayer money to pick up buzz aldrin’s 50 year old shit off it. I'm all for it.

Don’t forget “I will shut down the government and take all the blame off you” to Schumer/Pelosi on live TV. It’s one thing to be a vague, ignorant, handwaving sloganeer, it’s another to completely fuck up your own lies on what should be a straightforward lying strategy. His dipshittery is profound.

So, ironically, takeout isn't an option?

So apparently raw pig fat is called "Salo" and can be served raw. I'll pass, but scraping the fat/skin off of a roasted pork shoulder and using it in bean dip is still tasty.

Latin for "picking of cherries"

“I can only name 2 things McCain did therefore those are the only things he did”

Why are all the old AV undercover sessions gone from youtube?

The reason Republicans win is because they vote consistently in high numbers. In order to beat that, you need more voters than them. So even if 50-75% of newly-registered voters in PA and FL never show up, you’ve just substantially increased democratic chances in 2 states that would have won Clinton the election…