Dave Portnoy is a 40 year old divorced man who is admired by millions of 19 year olds. The day he stops trying to drum up controversy or project a “us vs everyone else” mentality, is the day he wakes up and looks at what he is. Pathetic.

Excellent intro, Drew.

Hey, Cam, remember how you feel when people ask if a black QB can learn the intricacies of an NFL offense?

Yeah, AV Club has really gone downhill.

No more being tormented by the fact that you can buy a huge house in Waco for 80k that really only needs new appliances and carpet.

Yes, Mr. Sherman, everything stinks.