So, my buddy John brought me to this game last night and it was my first ever hockey game. I was like, “Oh shit, Snoop’s here?” And then it was Star Wars night (for reasons that nobody seemed to understand), and after the game there was a massive laser/pryo show. I was like, “So this is hockey...”

so considering the new 911 now comes with 21-inch rear wheels

You lost me at Michigan

Remember that episode of South Park where Cartman gets Kenny to put a picture of his ass as his school picture, and gets it put on a milk carton, and those folks with butts for their faces show up at his door looking for their missing son, and he blows a funny fuse because he’ll never see anything that hilarious ever…

THEY’RE GOING AFTER HORSES NOW TOO?!

As a non-Cowboys fan, the country at-large is tired of you Cowboys fans

So glad you’ve been relieved of the burden of playing this game. Thanks for sharing this critical update with your fans.

I you can’t see shit then maybe you shouldn’t be mashing the throttle and doing a u turn blindly across the road.

They held the Alameda County Fair there a week ago, and had a big problem with goats eating up the grass. I guess they decided to go scorched earth instead of leaving it patchy.

I’ve somehow had zero issues with ECS but damn if this didn’t give me pause before ordering anything else from them.

20-25 percent of NFL players are able to come back

Things Romo can hold:
1. A grudge.

“So what are the rules?”

3240i

Good eye for detail, the car was unfinished in these photos and still in a white primer. Little details like this have since been taken care of!

Why? Because (A) Lebron is the GOAT, (B) his struggle to achieve success in life despite being surrounded by helpless nimrods is depressingly analogous to the life that each of us live each day and (C) watching Boston sports teams lose is perhaps the greatest joy imaginable.

I’d like to take this moment to remind everyone that it all started going downhill for Boston when Lauren Theisen referred to them as the ‘Tics.

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

Fucking hell dude, reading is fundamental.

Had this same discussion last night after the Rockets disposed of the Jazz. I’m a Wolves fan, discussion being had with a Jazz fan (yes, there’s obvious bias). But the Rockets are absolutely PAINFUL to watch. Harden is an iso-flopping genius who I hate, CP3 is a child, PJ Tucker is somehow more offensive to me than…