Damn, is he funny?

I have no inside knowledge, and I’ll probably get this totally wrong, but I’ve gotta think it snowballed. They tried to cover up the first few reports to cover their own asses, then the next few, and then they realized the problem was way bigger than their pathetic, self-serving, miserable, piece of shit organization…

Is there somewhere we can read these testimony transcripts in full? I’d like to print one out and mail one to Larry Nassar every goddamn day for the rest of his miserable shitstain of a life.

Ossmid got owned so hard, he/she should sit down and catch his/her breath.

I’m going to guess you actually had nothing to do with it.

Non story. The only reason she was spotted under a highway underpass was simply because she was trying to get an interview with Johnny Manziel.

HMMMMMM

Has anyone reached out to the Tequila Cowboy for comment or is Jerry Jones too busy to talk?

No it’s a Supra Dupra.

Excuse me, would you kindly shut your whore mouth?

Grayson Allen.

Bro, you are from Ala fucking bama. You almost elected a kiddie toucher that thinks naggers should still be slaves. You could win the National Championship for the next 1000 years and it won’t change the fact that the people in your state are sewage.

I’ve been trading worthless stocks for years. Income from those worthless stocks paid for part of my house and put my kid through college.

Uhh...maybe don’t mention “home planet” to Leia.

Those pictures remind me of being in middle-school sex ed, and they show you weird pictures of anatomy that are excessively detailed, and you’re kind of aroused, but also confused and a bit frightened.

The entire gimmick of the Pantera was the Ford V8. Using the name is meaningless without a V8. Talk to me when they put a Voodoo in there.

omg i’m laughing so fuckin hard right now

I know I missed the boat on this one, but a while back I chased down a guy in a black Porsche 993 w/PCA stickers all over it. Thinking he was an enthusiast, when I finally caught him at a light, I rolled the window down and said “nice 993" to which he gave me a disgusted look and said “its actually a 911" before…

Pretty American view, but I mean..... American website. The Actor absolutely fits the character.