(I walk on stage at a press conference after another long day at the office)

Too much front brake bias would lock front wheels first, not lift the rear tires off the ground. Any racer can tell you that. This is a weight distribution problem only.

eye bleach

Note: Do not attempt with a lambo.

The previous Type R was a disappointment because it lost that awesome looking devil horn wing with the lights built into it.

There it is!

This video is misleading. They weren’t reacting to the dunk, a guy in the corner just flipped a water bottle.

I DON’T KNOW I’M A NEW ENZO I GUESS!

The real shocker here is that Danny Valencia has a shoe endorsement deal, as in, some shoe company marketing whiz thinks that as many as one, or more, human being somewhere on this giant round ball we call “Earth” will be so impressed to see Valencia’s majestic-1.0-WAR ass wearing a pair of said shoes and say to…

As an owner of a pit bull that doesn’t beat the fuck out of it, this concept enrages me beyond belief. There really needs to be legislation that if you are legally punished for mistreating animals that you get banned from owning them for life.

Loch Mess

You’ve rekindled my interest in MS Paint. However, my attempts to draw a Corvette turned into a very Magnum P.I.-inspired 308.

Sheikh?

She’s got the Frenchwoman’s arm locked between her knees, her wrist grasped in her hands, and she’s extending her entire body so the elbow is at risk of dislocation if the Frenchwoman doesn’t tap out.

I’m more interested in who the hell once cared to compete with the Neon.

It’s an older video and it’s been around on the internet for a while, but I think this might be what sioux was talking about:

COTD

I'm disabled, so I'm all for employing disabled people in a wide variety of fields. However, I feel hiring blind people to select colours is a bad call.

Out of V8's? Maybe this. Keep watching it for 30 or so seconds. The sound from the distance... I seriously cannot describe how I feel about that.