Goddamn that was some amazing evasive maneuvering.

Or: “You, a person, are less important than a game. Get back in your place.”

Of course people would shit on this guy. “Gamers” aren’t happy if they’re not living up to the stereotype of a bunch of angry neckbeards and man-children living in their moms’ basements.

Holy shit.

i do not believe there is a difference

Not everyone works weekends Burke. Some people have lives outside of their job. People forget that.

She also may have only walked 5 steps. We don’t see her strolling, do we?

That added sentence doesn’t make up for the shit pile that is the rest of this article.

Also, since a lot of people don’t bother reading a full article, it means that people who just watch the gif and read the first two paragraphs will walk away with no idea of the context. Which makes JLD look like a dick and is pretty unfair.

Even if she hadn’t just lost her father, it would still be a dick move to say she should look happier.

Yeah I don’t think that last line is enough. The headline – and essentially the whole post – is pretty much stirring shit like, “smile pretty, honey.”

Why not just remove it? The story doesn’t provide any new information and runs counter to what Jez is supposed to be about. It’s literally the asshole following you down the street yelling at you to cheer up three days after your dad died.

It should have been amended to include an apology.

The one sentence at the end totally clears it up and makes the tone of the rest of the article okay. /s

ANd yet Americans used to be all proud and nationalistic about that and the Statue itself, well until we are actually expected to do something to help others. Then, well then , by god, we become the isolationist racist pieces of excrement that the World sees us as. It’s fine for us to export our culture to other…

Gosh, if it wasn’t written by the founding fathers, it can’t be something we agree with. After all, the founding fathers were Ordained by God in All Words Spoken right?

“I came to work [the next day] and people wouldn’t look at me in the eye,”

It’s not like theater shootings are happening around the clock. I mean, if you don’t take your kids to a movie theater because there might be a shooting, shouldn’t you never take them on a road trip because highway accidents happen? Never let them ride a bike because they might get hit by a car or fall and break a…

oh that sounds reasonable then

Not really. Hopefully people will think twice next time an ambulance chasing lawyer calls them.