Your objections are getting kind of played out, to be honest. You are not singlehandedly going to put this meme to rest, but you seem to feel a need to try every single time it's posted.

She does not distort spacetime naturally, as far as I know. Her movement should not make other objects in the room bend and stretch.

Such buzzkill. So party pooper. Wow.

Yes, and they are well served by having misspellings corrected. Don't be a dick.

He got near the end of VH1's Master of the Mix. He's a reality TV personality. Star would be stretching it, but he's not a nobody.

I worked for Brian Dawe for a few months, and I am squealing with glee over this. SHRIEKING with glee. This is delicious.

Where? In your comment. The one that implied that it isn't fun.

What are you even talking about? This game IS fun. Why would you assume it isn't just because it looks good?

I use it interchangeably with "hot garbage" and "dumpster fire," so I'm with you.

I don't think you understand the phrase. The "hot" is used like in the phrase "hot garbage." Garbage smells, it's worse when it's hot. A hot mess is worse than a regular mess, not a more attractive mess.

Second one was Jensen Beach, FL, the rest were Keene, NH.

I've had a cop stop me for stealing a shopping cart while I was pushing it from the door of Wal-Mart to my car in the parking lot. I've had six cops point guns at me in my orange Cobalt while the amber alert was for a red Toyota pickup (only common link: black driver). I've been laughed at my a cop for reporting three…

Untrue.
Source: Black.

No, it looks like you didn't read the article. Matthews is the father's last name. Callie did her job just fine.

Whoooosh.

Just sayin', you're supposed to post stuff like this about a week ago. It's practically Christmas Eve! How am I supposed to stuff these into stockings tomorrow night?!

Some English majors might get on your case about this, but keep using it! We need this to WORK (unless ze catches on).

It doesn't matter where it was stolen from. It was 1% of the total Bitcoin in the entire world. If 1% of all of the money in the world disappeared overnight, or even just 1% of all the dollars, the impact would be unimaginable.

He chose incredibly poorly. SheepReloaded2 on Reddit has been tracking the guy's movement of coins like an addict for a week now, and that's just one guy with only a few hundred bucks lost, not a cartel. Bitcoin's anonymous, but it's not untraceable in large amounts. Making a single coin disappear is simple, provided…

That guy.