No more half measures, Garry.

Hey, I'm not saying laziness isn't a secondary reason here.

Thank Kinja's character limit for titles. It's the same reason we've been getting nonsensical abbreviations for words that aren't generally abbreviated.

On the Femputer-HAL Scale, it ranks just below a G.L.A.D.O.S.

Probably should have RTFA.

It's almost exactly that. It's their version of a laugh track, basically.

How can you hold on to all that power if you're not strangling the shit out of it?

I keep clicking the star but it won't shine brighter *click click click click click click click click *

As you should.

I'm gonna just wait for the song of early mid-winter, thanks.

It didn't play as a joke at all. Just letting you know, no offense meant, but it looks like a completely serious comment.

Holy shit this comment is pathetic. It's pretty much "Six people commented to correct me or call me out, which means I'm more relevant than the nationally-syndicated-for-20-years TV/radio host."

It's sold 3.5 million consoles, yes. Now how many of those sales were to people old enough to play GTA V? This is the Wii U we're talking about here.

This game sold several times more copies than there are Wii U consoles in the world. I don't think they regret not spending the money to make a Wii U port.

Everyone knows all of this. You aren't blowing anyone's minds. It's not that he isn't professionally qualified to talk about it; it's that he is morally and mentally unqualified to do anything at all.