There, i put the face for you.Isn’t it pwetty~

It’s finally happened Fahey. You’re sweet addiction has moved to the next level. Smoking oreo cookies. Get help Fahey. Get help.

Pop culture reference!

That’s a very good Question.

He just wants everyone to suffer because he has no face. He has no mouth and wants to scream.

And because he’s 17, they can’t list his identity because he’s a minor.

“Even wilder, he was responsible for temporarily shutting down Space Mountain at Disneyland last year, netting him counts of harassment, extortion, uttering threats, breach of recognizance, and seven separate counts of mischief.”

What did those cats do to have to be stuck with that guy?

how does he eat?

There’s no better copy editor than the readers of Kotaku. You people are terrifyingly fst.

when they repeatedly swat his buttholed

How the fuck did this kid do all this terrible stuff without a face? Seems like it would make the phone calls difficult.

“I know how I’ll get this girl to like me I’ll ruin her and her family’s life!”

A lot of criminals enjoy the attention from the courtroom proceedings. He’ll begin to think differently when the party is over and he is in a jail cell every day.

If my face was all blurry, I'd probably be an asshole too.

That’s the silhouette of a kid who think’s it’s acceptable to converse with a lady about boning her and then calls her a bitch when he gets shut down. Also obsesses about the Friendzone.

Among other things.

Get fucked kid.

I knew the gal he swatted in Tucson...

Scared the shit out of us.

I’m glad he get caught.

Sort of? He’s the dictionary definition of a sociopath.

as expected, he’s sort of a sociopath.