I did not know that. Thanks for correcting me!

That's the rub...most people are not paying attention.

Mayo - or preferably aioli - is bar none the best condiment for fries. Ketchup is Satan's expectorant.

I'm usually the first to shit on evil mega-corporations like Unilever, and I know they are pursuing this case for the wrong reasons, but the shit that Hampton Creek is making is objectively not mayo. It's especially smarmy that Hampton Creek has a damn egg on the label for their fake-onnaise slop.

Assaulted?

Eminem and Azealia Banks. Both are extremely talented, both are also cringeworthy as people.

YES. Very well said.

True. Also loneliness doesn't just mean the absence of people to keep you company, it can also refer to there being a lack of connection between you and those that keep you company.

This ^^

I never said that it would.

I'm more than a little incredulous that a blogger at Jezebel, a place that has a penchant for snarking on people who have committed far lesser body-image related offences, fails to see the problem with this.

"The good news is that he's got nowhere to go but up."

Me too. It was like he was calling for the N-word to be lynched.

I'd eat this is is wasn't made by Burger King.

Faint praise.