Try the McPence. It’s a boiled unseasoned chicken breast that you have to eat in the closet with your mother

If we HAVE to stand for a specific song, and HAVE to put our hands on our hearts or risk getting jacked are we really free?

VERY telling! He's pissed that he's lost the low road. Heh.

That was a funny reaction on his part. “Hey, we’re the ones who go low!”

I’m just passing on wot I seen on the tweeter. But you’re welcome! It’s pretty startling.

This obsession with Hilary is the longest Trump has ever been faithful to one woman.

I have likely seen every movie that involves time travel ever, and I enjoyed Endgame, even though it was kind of silly. CAP CAUGHT MJOLNIR WHAT DO YOU WANT. If you were genuinely bothered by this, well, please remember...

That’s been on my Prime watchlist for ages. I should probably finally get around to it.

Agreed 100%.

Well Alan Moore is a genius and Lindelof is a fucking hack who can’t write, so.

I still don’t understand why so many republicans are so focused on saving Trump’s ass.

I already know what it’s like to live in a world where only men are in control and they would rather live in the woods than do basic housekeeping. It’s called the reality of the last several hundred years.

 It seems to involve someone named Karen demanding to speak to the manager. 

Someone, please, explain to me what the fuck “white culture” is. 

Every motherfucker that voted for him in 2016 that died of old age in the last three years has been replaced by a then- 15-year-old who can’t wait to vote against him. He knows there’s no chance he’ll make up that 1.5%, which was an anomaly to begin with.

Just a reminder about what the correct response to this is, from someone who gave it just ten years ago:

Because of course, you can’t possibly be in a long-term sexual relationship with a woman of color and still be both incredibly racist, and incredibly misogynistic:

The republican minority is full blown fascist.