Every single photo of Tucker Carlson appears as if he’s looking at two dogs fucking on his front lawn.

So, a Trump loving guy just happens to kill a mafia crime boss while Trump has allegedly been nefariously involved with the mafia doing shady deals with them for decades all while the Mueller investigation is digging into Trump Organization business dealings.

“Apres moi, le deluge.” It’s narcissist code, so of course Donnie lives by it.

Naw. It’s because he’s a small minded idiot who can’t envision a scenario where he’s not the center of everything. 

Has CNN chased him down for comment yet? By comment I mean shouting.

I can only imagine Graham’s drama meter was at 11 during all this. 

You must not have seen Trump’s new budget. That is exactly what it is proposing. 

Trump doesn’t give a damn about his offspring, or the country, or the future. He just wants to be in a history book. It’s that banal. For the record I would trust the Democrats far more with that kind of power than the gop. When you press flesh with neo nazis you lose all credibility as an American.

More likely it’s just not his problem. He won’t be any President anymore, right?

Most likely they’re going to suspect that you’re a murder robot from the future, but that also seems like a worthy end goal for such an exercise.

One of my favorite customers was a kid that had seen that rapping drive-through order video and decided to give it a whirl.

Even if you’re just joking here, you should try this because I guarantee you would make someone’s day.  :)

And instead we’re wasting resources busting 70 people at a party for an ounce of marijuana.

Too early to say. Not being coy, I just need more time to consider. Nothing against Biden and not being ageist, but I do think we need to have a rule when someone is too old since we have one on record for someone too young.

Also:

Bi-Hercules and trans-Loki now.

God I’m hoping so. I feel like the caption under his picture should have “Governor Kemp” in quotations.

Depends on what you’re looking for? Devil May Cry 3 is probably the best game in the series, and a good story entry point. But this is totally valid to grab if you just want to get a good DMC experience and fun combat. The story does assume that you know who All These Folks Are, though.

The doctor’s office I was in today was playing this shit. There was no escape. Why would you put this on in a place where people are about to have their blood pressure taken?