Also: hot damn, is your whole IT department on vacation? Because I have never seen Kinja this broken, which is really saying something. I know you’re up for sale and Univision is probably starving you of funds right now, but you’ve got to do something, because this platform is springing leaks like a rusting $50 dinghy.…

You know what’s a better gift than whiskey stones? Whiskey. A bottle of crown royal will (should) warm any man’s heart.

One wishes that there had been a reporter there to ask him about it.

What did she smell like being so close to the orange anal fissure all the time?

For me, this is the Platinum Standard of Marriage:

Wendy W. looks more and more like a blow-up doll every time I see her.

I remember David Spade talking in his new book about going to a Don Henley concert where they also didn’t allow the crowd to dance.

But a VP that almost made up for all of Trump’s harem.

Given the average age of the GOP, I’m betting it wasn’t that hard for the hackers to get around the Windows ‘95 firewall and into all of their AOL accounts.

He only gave away Nebraska.

You’re saying some of the right’s jokes/banter (/entire point of view) isn’t consistent and might be based in complete fantasy?

Lindsay looks, dresses, sounds, and dances like a desperate and horny 55 year old alcoholic cougar and I’m here for it.

Come back and work here, you monster.

Luke, link my Hohokum review, you coward.

he was elected to lead, not to read.

Yeah, and then it peels up by itself in spots as time goes on, which leads to dust sticking to it and making even more of it peel up, and eventually it looks like they just pulled it straight out of the trash, yet they still leave it on there because they’re, I dunno, undercover reptoid mole men in black trying to…

Dude won by 15,500 votes and some change. 

They’re not my favourite, for sure. Blocky and stiff. FFVI looks better. But to be honest I hate even more the overly-polished K-pop style of more modern FF (X, XIII, XV) so I’m not looking forward to this particular update.

They are called balaclavas, and funny enough the term originates from the Crimean War (the 1850s one). Handmade masks were sent over to the British troops to help protect them from the bitter cold weather in the harbor of Balaklava, near the site of Charge of Light Brigade fame. I don’t know where the fact the name…