“We investigated him and found no signs of intelligence anywhere."

Is it bad that at times I wish we just split as a nation? Flyoveropia, Southistan, Westcoastlandia, and Eastcoasteria.

Whenever a boundary was stated – physical, emotional, or otherwise – I always honored it.

Trump will be a skeleton sooner than later. We need to ensure that people AFTER Trump can’t do the same fucking shit.

I’ve got a feeling that this guy isn’t going to call or text her, and will fail to reply back to any voicemails or texts she leaves for him.

Given his attention span, Tic Tac Toe would be a long game!

My fiance made a comment similar to this last night. I was talking about how we’re quickly approaching a “powder-keg” moment, and she simply responded, “that will make Putin happy”. Made me distraught.

“Trump is playing the long game” HAHAHA. That’s only if you consider his attention span and foresight longer than a min or two. I can believe Putin is planning and scheming for the long haul. Putin is playing Chess while Trump is playing some Flappy Birds knockoff or another clicker game.

Democracy Dies When Access Is Valued Above All Else.

the Honor Court ultimately decided to levy a punishment of 18 hours of community service

You have to understand, when he calls for “unity” what he means is, it’s time for everyone to quit fucking around and just conform to his world-view.

If they really wanted “Mandy 2" to be kick-ass they should bring in Chloe Grace-Moretz.

Surely it will at least outperform the DCEU.

Make a Cheddar Goblin movie.

This week on The Connors, Dan’s got a new flame! You’ll never guess who it is!

He can, and he will, and it will be upheld by his SCOTUS.

I know it’s fun to knock on NBC for this, but you can kind of see how they thought this would work out: Kelly had a hit cable show with a nice-sized audience, probably strongest among demographics NBC doesn’t usually get, so it looked like an opportunity to grow their audience. That’s worth money.

Not quite. He has to sexually assault some women first.

So if they call him before the committee and show that he knowingly lied to them in testimony, does that make him a Supreme Court Justice like the last guy?