I already got my tickets for Promare. Really excited.

I see the failure in Yang’s rhetoric, but damn I would like to see Trump attempt any kind of physical activity. The humility would be priceless.

“...for years to cum...”

So basically, “my ancestors came here and I got mine, so fuck everyone else.”

There may be some truth in this.

I’m a little upset that Tarantino didn’t defend his decision by noting the scene with Cliff and Bruce was an unreliable memory (of Cliff’s). The whole scene takes place in Cliff’s mind, so there are going to be exaggerations and missing details.

My first thought was of Saga, but damn do I love me FLCL.

This was the first thing I thought of!

Wasn’t Death Proof his horror movie—Or at least the first half?

Funny how a Trumper uses science when it’s convenient.

The best part is that Motley Crue is one of those bands that you know Trumpsters blare while polishing their guns with their small peckers.

If Russians were illegally entering the United States through Canada, no one would be saying a damn thing—Especially the president.

I can’t wait till we vote this asshat out. With the recent redistricting in PA, his time is up.

“Saturday’s white terrorist attack at a Walmart in El Paso, TX was horrific.”

This should be a separate news item on Splinter.

This seems more like Trump testing the waters.

“...presumably an entertaining but largely uneventful two hours and 33 minutes...”

The popular vote dwindles even more.

It’s one of my favorites.

You forgot Clarence.