The best part is that Motley Crue is one of those bands that you know Trumpsters blare while polishing their guns with their small peckers.

If Russians were illegally entering the United States through Canada, no one would be saying a damn thing—Especially the president.

I can’t wait till we vote this asshat out. With the recent redistricting in PA, his time is up.

“Saturday’s white terrorist attack at a Walmart in El Paso, TX was horrific.”

This should be a separate news item on Splinter.

This seems more like Trump testing the waters.

“...presumably an entertaining but largely uneventful two hours and 33 minutes...”

The popular vote dwindles even more.

It’s one of my favorites.

You forgot Clarence.

I actually have interest in playing Smash Bros now.

McGillis was pretty great in Innkeepers.

It’s interesting how she mentions the French fixed their problem by allowing imports from foreign producers—The opposite of what our current administration believes.

As soon as I saw the headline for this piece, I immediately thought of Shrill. Glad to see it was mentioned!

The Inhumans can be Marvel’s most interesting property if they would just do the characters justice.

Let’s not give Corgan any more attention. His time has passed and his views are abysmal. He doesn’t deserve us.

Translation:

I’m hoping this leads to an MCU version of Agents of Atlus with Randall Park as Jimmy Woo.

There is a huge problem in his logic though. With the economy currently booming due to GOP deregulation there can be a 2008 level catastrophe just around the corner. There’s still over a year left before the election. If the economy tanks before then, he’s got nothing.

I’m pretty sure Trump is banking on losing in 2020 only to have militias in the south rise up against the “oppressive liberal elite”. He doesn’t expect to ever leave the white house. He expects armed soldiers to protect his interest in the event he is voted to be removed from the oval office.