Best case scenario: She was accidentally shot by an alt-right idiot with an assault rifle.

Conservatives are huge fans of there being minimal government.

These pictures are Carol Danvers in her red/blue costume before the CGI crew get their hands on the footage.

Speculation/Conspiracy:

I just want Silver Surfer and Galactus!!!!!

Their best move is to just ignore the emails.

I agree. You know he has wanted to soooo many times.

This is a pretty huge revelation. I never noticed Trump has not yet gone after Avenatti on Twitter.

The new axis alliance: Putin, Trump and Kim Jong Un

Emma Stone cannot be included in this scenario. She is a blond *gasp*

Does it rhyme with ‘schmeckless schmunt’?

Can Obama just change his identity and run again for 2020?

It will be for the Playstation 6.

The FF7 remake will be released for the Playstation 6. I’m making the call now.

I think your idea suddenly gave me a sudden need for a new pair of pants.

Corgan’s voice mixed better in the analog realm. This song is not great and it’s overly edited and auto-tuned.

He’s publicly warning his wife that her annual offering of sex will be on that evening.

This is the most amazing paraphrase.

I’ve always wondered what happened to her. She is a great actress and so incomparably beautiful. It was a real head-scratcher when she disappeared from major productions sometime in the early 2000's.

But yet somehow (begrudgingly), I would much rather have her in the white house than what we have now.