There are way too many stretches in a film obsessed with trying to seem like it could occur in our reality. The sonar technology or the boat bombs for example (along with some of your points).

“Nuanced”. That’s hilarious.

Then I guess it’s not Goyer’s inadequacies that were on the screen.

More accurate statement: One of the best performances of a comic book character of all time.

As good as Heath Ledger was, I’m pretty sure this is way more depth/credit given to Goyer’s script than it deserves.

I’m keeping my car until I just cannot keep it any longer. Hoping that by then technology will make it so I don’t have to deal with a car salesman to replace it.

These are the only 3 cable shows I watch.

I’m still speculating Kang The Conqueror will be involved.

This doesn’t sound like Nazi Germany at all.

I remember them being mostly red in the arcade (here in the U.S.). Not really sure why they went with blue.

Just get an air fryer and toss the chicken in some oil and seasonings. Put it on for 8-10 minutes (in the air fryer). Flip it over and cook for another 8 or so.

British citizens, please reach out to the Honours Forfeiture Committee and request Giuliani’s knighthood be revoked.

Can someone be un-knighted? (Just asking for the queen)

The next Final Fantasy better have Sakaguchi and Uematsu. FFXV was a steaming pile of polished Behemoth shit.

Spaceballs is still fantastic.

This prose is so accurately in-character, it is soooo hard to tell if you are being sarcastic.

Chris Christie is a paraphrase for the whole GOP party—Excessively over-bloated/unhealthy and barely able to function without gasping for air at every step.

I thought all of this was already assumed.

Let’s be real here—Giuliani was pretty much in the perfect place at the right time, politically. Anyone could have been the mayor after 9/11 and reveled in glory. You would have had to be a complete moron to screw up that kind of political attention.

I’m still disappointed Stormbreaker was not created for Beta Ray Bill.