I’m still speculating Kang The Conqueror will be involved.

This doesn’t sound like Nazi Germany at all.

I remember them being mostly red in the arcade (here in the U.S.). Not really sure why they went with blue.

Just get an air fryer and toss the chicken in some oil and seasonings. Put it on for 8-10 minutes (in the air fryer). Flip it over and cook for another 8 or so.

British citizens, please reach out to the Honours Forfeiture Committee and request Giuliani’s knighthood be revoked.

Can someone be un-knighted? (Just asking for the queen)

The next Final Fantasy better have Sakaguchi and Uematsu. FFXV was a steaming pile of polished Behemoth shit.

Spaceballs is still fantastic.

This prose is so accurately in-character, it is soooo hard to tell if you are being sarcastic.

Chris Christie is a paraphrase for the whole GOP party—Excessively over-bloated/unhealthy and barely able to function without gasping for air at every step.

I thought all of this was already assumed.

Let’s be real here—Giuliani was pretty much in the perfect place at the right time, politically. Anyone could have been the mayor after 9/11 and reveled in glory. You would have had to be a complete moron to screw up that kind of political attention.

I’m still disappointed Stormbreaker was not created for Beta Ray Bill.

Hollylujah has starred and replied to my comment.

If Eric’s theory is incorrect, Kanye is intentionally deviating your expectations for attention. He doesn’t care if he’s infamous or famous, he just wants attention.

If this was actually planned, the result is Trump throwing Cohen under the bus, by attempting to detach Trump from the payment.

Shadowy eyes still not present. Michelle Wolf wins again.

Hilariously how she is playing off the ordeal as if it didn’t affect her, but yet her shadowy eye makeup is missing.

The best part of this is that when Trump says “the best people” he is referring to the most loyal people. Which consists of unintelligent rejects that can only get ahead by groveling at an orange dictator’s feet.

I think in the near term, we need a Hillary Clinton/Obama solution (regulated capitalism). In about a decade, we will need a Bernie solution. After that, we will need an even more progressive/socialist solution.