I can’t wait until Cosmo is officially in the MCU.

They are setting up The Annihilators!

Suddenly my theory that Putin is behind the entirety of ISIS (including attacks in their name) seems less crazy.

Nerd Alert: Stormbreaker is Beta Ray Bill’s weapon.

The next Final Fantasy better have Sakaguchi and Uematsu. FFXV was a steaming pile of polished Behemoth shit.

Spaceballs is still fantastic.

This prose is so accurately in-character, it is soooo hard to tell if you are being sarcastic.

Chris Christie is a paraphrase for the whole GOP party—Excessively over-bloated/unhealthy and barely able to function without gasping for air at every step.

I thought all of this was already assumed.

Let’s be real here—Giuliani was pretty much in the perfect place at the right time, politically. Anyone could have been the mayor after 9/11 and reveled in glory. You would have had to be a complete moron to screw up that kind of political attention.

I’m still disappointed Stormbreaker was not created for Beta Ray Bill.

Hollylujah has starred and replied to my comment.

If Eric’s theory is incorrect, Kanye is intentionally deviating your expectations for attention. He doesn’t care if he’s infamous or famous, he just wants attention.

If this was actually planned, the result is Trump throwing Cohen under the bus, by attempting to detach Trump from the payment.

Shadowy eyes still not present. Michelle Wolf wins again.

Hilariously how she is playing off the ordeal as if it didn’t affect her, but yet her shadowy eye makeup is missing.

The best part of this is that when Trump says “the best people” he is referring to the most loyal people. Which consists of unintelligent rejects that can only get ahead by groveling at an orange dictator’s feet.

I think in the near term, we need a Hillary Clinton/Obama solution (regulated capitalism). In about a decade, we will need a Bernie solution. After that, we will need an even more progressive/socialist solution.

That’s only if it occurs before midterms. If the Democrats take the house after November and Trump and Pence are ousted after, then we would actually have Paul Ryan’s Democrat equivalent as president.

Bearded Cap #1