Excellent work as usual!

“a mold sculpted from a vat of solidified pork grease”

I’ve never had a reason to like Eminem.

I have never uttered even the faintest of cat calls in my entire life. Most glances are only within my periphery. My point is that it is near to impossible to avoid looking entirely (no matter your orientation or gender).

Unfortunately, I think this would have to happen at the genetic level.

This is speculation:

Hilariously, if there was no fuss made it would have slowly went away. The conservatives angered by this are only simmering the issue as it slowly builds heat.

Just realized that I missed a pun using “hair” and “heir”.

My favorite though is their amnesia when it comes to George W. Bush.

I just recently saw that Judah Friedlander has a Netflix special coming. It’s called “America is the greatest country in the United States”.

I don’t recall. Didn’t it take weeks before O’Reilly and all of the other scumshits were ousted from their jobs?

For clarification, I would only be first lady between 2008 and 2016. Michelle did a much better job though.

I am a man, can I also be first lady?

We can give him some benefit of doubt on this one: Who wouldn’t be a huge gooey santorum (see Urban Dictionary) in High School with a receding hairline like that?

This will blow up in their faces.

The only benefit of Christianity is that it kept the immoral from giving in to their instinctual need to control and dominate (by giving them a false sense of morality and purpose). It’s turned out that those people have finally found a way to do it anyway.

Remember when Dragonball wasn’t about defeating the next enemy and was more about learning about the world and it’s people?

This is some real authoritarian, Nazi Germany shit right here.

I have well over 150 PS2 games and I wonder this always (I actually have 3 PS2 consoles as well!). My issue is that there is no perfect way to output the console on an HDTV. It always looks terrible. The 1st gen PS3's were an adequate solution, but even then they look shoddy. A component cable on an original PS2 unit…

I was always a bit envious of the would-be-king. He was a handsome mother fucker in his youth. His hair had a lot to do with it. Just google it.