In California it’s a dog-eat-dog world. Anyone who attempts to put their signal on with ample time in advance usually gets the door closed on themselves. It’s kind of an un-written rule in SoCal that people use blinkers to tell others drivers “I’m going right now” rather than “I’d like to change lanes if you allow…

Funny! I’m in Fremont right now on business. You’re not kidding. Absolutely no regard for other drivers.

Here in LA at least, every fucktard on the freeway is guaranteed to be a Toyota.

An astonishing number of truckers these days do NOT flash back to show their appreciation. I conclude, as do some above, that many of today’s truckers have just never learned what they’re doing on the road.

Try driving in Bay Area. People in Southern California treat driving as a sport and make an effort to be good at it. Up here, people have absolutely no idea what they’re doing behind the wheel.

I pride myself on respecting the big rigs, in traffic or otherwise. I’m the guy hanging back giving you a lane and two flicks on the brights to come over. Nothing like seeing the flashers for a second to know you did a guy a solid.

Except this video was in Australia.

I see one obvious thing here. Toyota driver. Here in LA at least, every fucktard on the freeway is guaranteed to be a Toyota. Prius drivers are by far the most oblivious. Once i rule the world, every person that walks in a Toyota dealership will have their license revoked, and get kicked in the dick.

I find it hard to listen to some holier than thou safety rant from a truck driver. Some of the most unsafe driving I’ve ever witnessed has been truck drivers. Their general attitude on the road is “I’m bigger, therefore I have the right of way, always.”

They make a mess of a lot of things. They’re selling pretty much exactly as many cars now that they have the Giulia as they were selling last year with no Giulia.

Look on the bright side, they’ll all be low mileage examples when they hit the used market.

Used for $20K in 2 years. Of course the required CarMax warranty would be $10K.

Rotaries are way more reliable than Alfas though. Even Lotus are more reliable. Ask me how I know...

Dear Predictable,

Its a good thing US buyers have such an extensive dealership network to rely on...

Maybe they should pay for a wall?

I bet to chickens, cockroaches probably taste like...chicken.

Many species of cockroach harbor symbiotic protozoa and bacteria in their gut which can digest cellulose. So they can actually survive eating the grass that makes up your lawn until something better (like dead insects) comes along.

It’s one reason a couple of the islands have huge feral chicken populations. Cockroaches are apparently delicious, if you’re a chicken.

Welp. There goes the “one day we’ll go to Hawaii” plan.