I hope this article is satirical, cause it’s blistering hot garbage.

Counterpoint: bash each other with turkey legs until everyone is unconscious.

Depends on who you voted for. I voted Hillary and actually enjoyed this article, even if it’s not satirical. It’s a good balance to this site and all of the other Post-Gawker sites.

“It’s the Greek burger! With a lamb patty and mint aioli! As seen on Food Network’s Dumps, Holes, and Shitholes!”

Doesn’t matter. The whole thing stinks.

Its really odd considering all their other siblings are named George Foreman.

Yes, Rougned Odor’s younger brother is also named Rougned Odor.

That’s Hilario!!

Hes Kobe 2.0

So if Hillary wins the inlaws hold onto their “visitation” rights? Holy crap man, I bet you are a hit at parties.

I think it’s clear that it was. Then I faxed it into Kinja.

Was that picture made by holding your TV against the copier?

I was/am a Trump-hater.

God, young libtard Americans are pathetic fucking snowflakes. Hopefully this will go motivate you to actually participate in the democratic process. You know, finish your acai bowl and smoke a joint first though, while you’re struggling to make it as a “writer” in the “new economy,” and your parents are looking to…

I’m a grown-up.

I feel great.

Life doesn’t stop. I’ve had worse happen than a candidate elected that will not change the course of my life anymore than the last seven. I miss work, I don’t show up for appointments, I become the problem.

Hey there, J.R. Listen up, sport.

“It can be hard to put your finger on exactly what you fear most about the rise of Donald Trump: the racism? The sexism? The xenophobia? The profoundly dangerous lack of judgment?”

I never noticed how thankful I should be for my butt, until now.