The casual work acquaintance is desperate to lose weight, obviously.

Drug testing?

Wasn't refuting anything except the idea that performing arts are an unregulated free-for-all.

There are definitely safety regulations regarding film:

Why, next thing you know, there will be hard hats at construction sites and gloves for people who handle food! Maybe even back braces for workers who do heavy lifting!

Are those baby dreds on Mr. Cook, 3rd Grade Teacher?

To the jackasses arguing that fucking kids is 'nuanced':

That's beautiful.

I read just fine. I know it's important to you to maintain your impression of yourself as a not-terrible person. I don't share that impression based on the things you've said here.

Not just ableism, PROUD ableism.

I didn't know there were people so concerned with preserving the Smurfs canon.

From the article:

People are pretty fucking lazy. :D

We should also outlaw heavy perfume and people who don't bathe and car exhaust and all the other inconveniences of living in a civilization made up of people and their bad habits.

You can't throw fire in a trash can. Some people won't crush it out on the sidewalk, pick it up, and carry it around until they get to a can.

I don't know how honest the testimony of a rapist is.

You should be un-greyed for your username alone.

If you're in jail, you're not living with your parents.

Yes, that's how Houston goes after a major storm, during a major power outage, etc. Ike wasn't that long ago, it's not like millions of people forgot.