I am sorry, and hope you are living well. Words are so inadequate. Do whatever you need to do to feel safer. (Knives, hairspray, and lighters, here.)

I...lord, I don’t know. I have had similar experiences, but one in particular stands out.

You should just call yourself Schoolin’ Fools And Droppin’ Mics, to make it official.

I’m old, so this made me laugh. 

I am in awe of the spot-on-ness of this comment. Having seen this in a whole slew of girls as described, this expresses exactly how I perceived this type of behavior, but was hesitant and or unable to precisely articulate. Seriously, this is an excellent summation.

Starred for being servicey. The user name didn’t hurt.

Yeah, and this:

You are gracious and wise.

I am officially coining a new German term, just for this guy. Schlaghammergesicht: a face badly in need of a jackhammer.

That looks like something Hannibal Lecter would serve up, if he were into cow meats rather than people meats.

My mom did the same, in the same time period. She penciled in her skinny little eyebrows until she died, a few years ago.

Same experience here. A passport is supposed to/should be proof of identification, but people will and do refuse them.

If The Rock wants to smell what I am cooking, I am perfectly fine with that.

The most recent episode was incredible. I found the previous episodes enjoyable overall, but somewhat rough around the edges; the show really hit its stride this week, though. Lovely to hear that they got picked up for a second season!

Selters is one of the most common (and one of the cheaper) brands of mineral water, at least in Germany. I always found it too salty and overly carbobated.

Not relevant to the topic at hand, but you have a great face.

Missed the edit window to strike the “sister” idea. D’oh!

Brenda Mejia is apparently also related to Lindsey and Julie Wysoczynski. Mejia is her married name.

Lordy, this has been a thing. My mom told a story about how, when I was two, she had me in the kiddie seat of her grocery cart. She turned her back for a moment to retrieve some product she needed. Upon turning back, she discovered that some random white woman was holding me, having taken me out of the seat without so…

You need higher standards.