So which would you recommend?

No, that's worse. That's like sniffing garbage. At least these "blood hounds" are connected to the human, not the absorbent products the human throws away.

BRB *hooorrrrrk*

Campaign slogan: "Help America regain its vision" — brilliant.

Wow, OK, strong feelings on the cauliflower there. But you may be interested to know that broccoli was actually engineered, hundreds of years ago, by cross-breeding other brassica plants. So it is broccoli that has the extras, if anything.

When I was a teen, before a formal dance, I ordered beef carpaccio at a fancy restaurant and of course when it was served I was surprised and horrified. I do now take solace in the fact that I was appropriately ashamed of and apologetic for my ignorance, never accused the waiter of anything and asked very nicely and…

Saw it last week too! It's very good! Even outside in 55-degree weather for 2 hours. With heat and cushioned chairs, I bet it's GREAT!

Decline the invitation, drop a card containing some sincere good wishes and a modest check in the mail, and use some of the rest of the budgeted hotel/gas/suit money to take yourselves out for a nice but reasonably priced dinner on Easter Eve and toast 1) your own functional, flexible, respectful and loving…

Thanks to you Lindy, and the Jez copy editors, for emphasizing L'Wren's own accomplishments and professional reputation BEFORE her status as Mick Jagger's girlfriend... unlike too many other news reports. (Would be surprised if it was otherwise, so really just a nod of appreciation.) Another reminder that we can never…

What are you talking about? She didn't have 5 seconds before Nihal was between them. You know nothing about what she is capable of from this clip.

I have mixed feelings watching this. What I really want to see is the next five minutes. Does she get a chance to take her round? To speak for herself?? It's hard to get angry about an ally stepping up. I'm glad to see it. Men do need to fight misogyny too, get up in jerks' faces. Likewise, the whole crowd…

No seriously this is hilarious, and even more so with Tom Jones. (who I love! everyone needs more Tom Jones!)

Are you really asking for advice or venting? I recommend you search your feelings very deeply before you take action though... better to marinate for awhile if you're not sure. You'll know if it's just "holiday blues" soon enough. Also, talk to your partner honestly about your doubts without framing it as a breakup…

haha he doesn't, he doesn't, and I would — but definitely didn't. That would be one way to make thing move quickly, though!

Thanks, I think I did. With some careful effort, we have transitioned to very good friends — albeit friends who ABSOLUTEY DO NOT talk about attraction to or dating other people (yet, maybe someday). In fact, we co-hosted a Jewish Thanksgiving potluck dinner for 14 this year — with simultaneously no fighting, sadness…

@PercyChuggs No, I did not say that to him exactly. For your reading pleasure, I telescoped down several lengthy, respectful, loving conversations about our mutual expectations and visions for the future into a short phrase. I emphasized that I feel I'm wrong for him because he was so often disappointed by my lukewarm…

This cuts close to home for me — I chose to white-knuckle my way through November and December last year because I didn't want to ruin his Christmas (I'm Jewish) and our New Year's with our friends. Also, we lived together and where was he/I going to go to escape?! Neither of our families live within driving distance.…

I'm so with you... but the name of the feature isn't "Sexiest Man Ever to Live" or Mr. Newman would be the obvious winner. ;)

The Rihanna post itself is OK, but *wow* that Bossip site has some offensive other posts and links on it. Jezzies, please be judicious in the future — not because we're delicate flowers, but I'm not interested in giving that site and its ilk my click$.

Why did I have to scroll to the very end to get to my very obvious, no. 1 all-time choice? THIS BITCH!

Glad to see he's the EX. Go you.