Definitely right. MLA is on the TIF and is the one who pointed it out to me. It’s fake.

I thought it seemed odd that she’d post here after so adamantly stating she wouldn’t, but I was happy to be surprised. Thanks for the heads up, though.

I think you’re underestimating the ability of fandoms to stick their fingers in their ears at strategically useful moments.

I put this in the WOT and got no official response, so I’ll put it here too.

I haven’t seen Unfriended, but I would’ve by now if Choptop were in it.

I was staying out of town, and caught Bull Durham on television.

Sage, Tumeric, Cardamom, Mace, Cinnamon, Cayenne, and “Field of Dreams”

People talk about lots of things.

Do you really think that men face as much harassment as women online? Honestly?

From now on, if I ever say or do something terribly inappropriate, I’m going to defend myself with “Well, it tested well with viewers.”

Yes. I was “paid” the minimum amount possible for it based on contract, and have never seen any of the “profit” % I was allocated because apparently, if you can believe this, on paper this monumental cinematic gem has not “made any money” to justify the writer getting anything else. So, short answer: Yes. Long Answer:…

Alex probably won’t want to write many more articles like this when he finds out I turned his article into a direct-to-video movie. Now excuse me while I write a scene for my current girlfriend, who will be listed in the credits as “topless commenter #3".

that was my first giveaway that something was wrong: It was supposed to be Massacre IN aisle 12 even though it was originally just AISLE 12. And trust me AJ VIA is not my real name- I used a psuedonym knowing this might be something to walk away from one day.

hey whoa whoa- it was originally CLUE meets CLERKS on acid! That’s not a bad idea! It was good in 1999 when I was 18 and worked at a hardware store here on Long Island. It’s only in retrospect, Mr. Bowie, that it looks bad. I think,

Sometime check out Peter Sagal’s account of how his story of romance set against the Cuban revolution transformed, largely without his input or even awareness, into “Dirty Dancing: Havana Nights”.

But yeah - this is probably worse.

I went from being like “Oh...well I mean someone optioned your script that doesn’t mean you get full access to the production” to “Oh my god?! what is this? What did they do? Who would think these changes are ok? Why does this movie exist?” in a remarkably short time. I feel like he should have been shown the film…

Back in 2009, when I was twenty, I was hired to write a Nicholas Sparks style romantic drama adaptation of a country song (long story). We had a theatrical distribution deal in place, and most of the cast was and/or is well-known. Then a this-fuckin-story level disaster happened. I feel bad for Via that his didn’t get…

Hey this was a really well-done article! I’d be great to get more stories like this, although the vetting process would probably become a nightmare.

Jesus. I’ve never seen a film that looks so utterly repulsive in every way.

Geez, why are you yelling?!??