Does drawing attention to warning signs distract drivers, or does it improve the function of the warning?

Also hydrates your freeze dried phenobarbital and applesauce to the optimal consistency for your spiritual journey over the bridge to total freedom.

Are there actually "real" scientologists? I do not know any and I don't know of any outside of Hollywood.

someone at Gizmodo please buy an E-meter, tear it down and post the findings.

This diagram explains it all.

Scientology: Religion as conceived by The Onion.