“I learned it from watching you!”

That’s after they throw their sacks of drugs over and potentially hit Night’s Watch members on the head with said sacks.

Pretty sure he’ll just drop a bunch of calls.

Frankly, I’m disappointed to see the AV Club indulging in this kind of paranoid fantasising. If we devoted as much energy to promoting economic growth, stable elections, and human rights north of the Wall, none of this would even be an issue.

Maybe special guest star Kendall Jenner gives the Night King that Pepsi and everyone realises that conflict is bad, but the universal commonality of loving brown sugar water is good.