I live in a rural area. Finding any Pokémon to begin with is a chore.

So no in-game tracking OR tracking websites. What the flying fuck?

Really? They thought it was going to be released at the panel?

Use a lure at a pokestop or incense. They are fairly common if you do it around water. I have gotten 350 candies in 3 days.

If you head down to a river or body of water around sunset or a little before, they tend to show up a lot more.

Awesome. I hope people who live in small towns like me won’t run out of Pokeballs. It’s a shame I can no longer play this game without paying. I now know why they sell balls.

As a father of a kid with a disability I can relate to the struggle these people are going through. But odds are we in the special needs community are going to have to come up with something for them because I don’t see Niantic addressing this anytime soon.

Roddy Piper: “Put on the glasses!”

Holy crap! So Pokemon are now attacking us humans and we can only see them when we open the app? FUCK!

The wall of shame and regrets

LOL! Good! We need some happiness right now.

Beards are lovely. Men are lovely, beards on men are super lovely.

KRATOS HAS A BEARD.

And yet my Xbox One still resides in my drawer, gathering another layer of dust.

You did it! You were the first to comment on a PS+/Games with Gold article to say that the free games suck! Congratulations, you special snowflake!

So with all of Destiny’s content they should be done in like a day or two?

Actually, the upgrade did give my computer cancer, or at least the closest thing to cancer a computer can get.