When you think about it, we are all soup tubes really...

This is still my favorite factory paint scheme on any truck ever:

Wrong Ford. You’re thinking of the 2000 Ford Explorer. The Bronco was fine.

Funnily enough, I actually bought my ‘66 T-bird as my first car and daily drove it to high school. My parents let me buy it so I could learn how to fix cars, and since I had to do a full engine rebuild between last year and this year, that plan definitely worked. I do think having a classic car made me a better…

It kinda makes you wonder how much joy in life we are willing to sacrifice for safety. Sure, we could all live in little foam-filled cocoons and have nutrients fed to us through a tube, but where would be the joy in that? Many have also pointed out before that even though things were less safe in the past, kids coped…

I daily drove a 1966 Thunderbird up until sometime last year when I took apart the engine and rebuilt it (it was very old and worn and needed some love). Some things I learned: 1) Old cars are surprisingly reliable if maintained well and driven regularly. My T-bird only left me stranded once, and that was because of a…

The one I pictured before is sold already, but here’s a non-Monza Corvair Lakewood for sale:https://classics.autotrader.com/classic-cars/1961/chevrolet/corvair/101235688 The wagons are among the rarest of the Corvairs, only being produced from 1961-62, so they don’t pop up for sale as often as coupes and convertibles,…

I recommend the Chevy Corvair Monza Lakewood.

And with tiny wheels.

A shooting brake is a two-door sporty car-based wagon. This would qualify except that it’s not based on an an inherently sporty car.

Ran out of good topics to write about, huh? It’s okay, we understand. COVID sucks.

Dude, that’s grapeist.

I believe concord grapes have seeds in them, which would explain why most people prefer the red and green varieties. The only place I’ve ever found concord grapes is on a vine in my grandpa’s back yard...

Fun fact, grape flavoring was designed to taste like concord grapes because those were the most popular grapes at the time. And it does taste like concord grapes! But most people today don’t eat concord grapes, which is why none of us think grape flavoring tastes like grape.

“Ford is planning to introduce a Bronco-based pickup in 2024, according to a forecasting firm, and the automaker is also planning a compact, unibody pickup next year, which reports have said could be called Maverick.”

Okay, that’s awesome! I personally want to enter a replica of this:

I’ve always wanted to do a Cannonball Run in one of these. I know it would be absolutely terrible at it, but that’s the point. You see, if it can’t go much more than the top speed anyways, I still get the experience of doing a Cannonball run, it just takes longer and risks nobody’s life. It would be more of a personal…

Yeah.. I imagine it’s something you could get used to with time, but it’d be terrifying until then.

So... what you’re saying is that I can’t just swim in it and breathe like a fish.

Hold on while I think up... a snappy comeback.