What can that thing do that the Peel P50 can’t do better? The Peel can go on roads at speeds exceeding 30 mph, drive indoors if you get the electric version, and it’s just so much cooler. Plus, you can even give it some boomer-y style, if that’s your thing:

I gotta be perfectly honest... It was this:

Some say the Stig is the president of the BMRDWC.

Yes, as well as pine needle extract and the tears of a rare, endangered species of turtle from Tibet, which was deemed too rare to use for it’s incredibly useful tears.

The Three-Decker Taillight Adventurer can have that effect on people. I blame the hypnotic semaphores.

I’ve seen the Three-Decker Taillight Adventurer. Some say it’s nothing more than an old taillight-obsessed-wive’s tale, but I’ve seen it. It travels the world, powered by a magic turbine engine that runs on blinker fluid. It’s purpose is to rescue, protect, and collect examples of the world’s rarest and most special…

It’s a repaint. I can tell because it’s the brightest shade of presidential orange, which wasn’t an option from the factory. If the paint was original, I’d be amazed by how good it is given the age, but since it’s a repaint (and a somewhat crappy one at that), it’s just deteriorating paint. At least I like the color,…

I’ve never understood the appeal of removing the bumpers like that on cars that are clearly not intended for track use. For performance purposes, it’s fine, because there are advantages to it, but it sure as heck doesn’t make the car look any better. It’s just not a good look at all. 

My car, unfortunately, has the exact wrong amount of patina, where the paint looks okay from a distance, but once you get closer to it, you see all the little chips, scratches, and cracks, and it becomes mildly unsatisfying. It doesn’t have enough patina to look cool, it just has enough to make it look like it has bad…

I seem to recall that when I saw the Deckard Sedan at the Petersen, the placard said that the in-universe reason for the exposed wiring, weird lights, appearance of missing body panels, and other aesthetic randomness was that supposedly the car is a retired police spinner which has had all of the equipment for flying…

Can we all just agree that the paint job on the Bronco in the thumbnail is, like, SO good? What options package is that? Are there any still around? Who will be the first to wrap the new one like that when it comes out?

Yeah, at some point I got bored with all the popular cars, since they all just sort of blend together eventually. I still appreciate them, but I think the more obscure stuff is far more interesting. For my first car, I sought out the most interesting and distinctive car within my price range and area, and the result…

Hey now, many people get into the car hobby because of video games. No need to shame the gamers. Of course, you can’t say you know what it’s like to drive the real thing if you’ve only ever driven it in games, but I can see how people would come to love certain cars because of video games. And some of them can give a…

I want to believe that’s true, but I swear I’ve met people who genuinely believe it. And it makes me die inside just a bit. 

As I said, I really, really want to like them. But I associate them with a quote that needs to freaking die already, so I’m irrationally mildly infuriated whenever I see them. Also, this article was originally published months ago, and the car has grown on me since then. The dumb quote is my only negative feeling…

Pretty sure that’s a Lumberghini, dude.

Dangit. I repeated your pun. I’d try to come up with more, but I’m stumped ;)

In a car like that, I imagine he must be quite poplar with the ladies.

Does this mean there’s a chance the next gen Cactus could have a Hemi?

No, I have negative feelings towards it because the fanboys are annoying. I really, really want to like it, but... no.