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Yet another reason to move to Canada, eh?

It’s a cheap hoonmobile, and even if it requires lots of work, that’s okay because projects are fun and cheap hoonmobile projects are even more fun. NP.

Good unique. Very good unique. It is a good unique because it was originally just a design study and was never intended for production or even an actual concept car, but then some people at General Motors saw the design sketches and said, “This is awesome, lets build it”. I saw one in person yesterday. It was the w-40

RIP Spruce Goose.

I’m not too worried. The place where I’ll put it is in a lounge where one of the walls is the side of the laser shark tank. The top of the tank is in the interrogation room on the next floor up. My laser table-saw room has baby seal leather furniture and panda skin rugs.

Yessss... This will look very good in the room where I keep my tank full of laser sharks. I find that watching my laser sharks (especially when they’re being fed) helps me come up with brilliant plans for world domination, but my lack of furniture that looks good in the laser shark tank room irks me. If all 100 sets

Yes, but you’ll find that the tongues of your minions are very effective at not only removing cat hair, but also polishing the furniture.

I was wondering that, too. Maybe this is some new kind of droid that can use the force to do stuff like that.

I like the new droid already but I can’t help but feel like it was poorly designed. It just looks like it’s design is unnecessarily complicated and limits how useful it could be. That poor thing must have an awful time trying to move and steer on surfaces that aren’t smooth and it looks like it would be super easy to

I’m hoping that the seemingly huge number of stupid people in the world is just an illusion caused by the large number of people in general in the world and the fact that stupidity stands out.

You just perfectly described my ‘66 Thunderbird’s interior. I miss interiors like that.

Exactly.

You’d have to pay me to sit in that. I predict airlines will lose money on these things because no one will want to sit in them so they’ll just waste space.

Oops. Wrong spelling. Although a KITT bodykit for the new Corvette would be cool because sure why not.

Well, you’re not wrong about the GT being gorgeous. Chevy guys will still compare it, though, because both the GT and the ‘Vette are mid-engined supercars with similar horsepower ratings, and the Chevy guys will brag about the lower cost, v8, and the fact that it’s easier to obtain. I will always be a fan of the GT,

Don’t get me wrong, I will always be a fan of the Ford GT, but for the average enthusiast who isn’t filthy rich, the C8 Corvette just seems to be the better option in every way. At this point the one thing about the GT that I prefer over the Corvette is the styling, but even then the Corvette looks just fine and I

Booooo! Give us the cool wagons, Audi! It’s too unbearably majestic! Would it be possible to import the bare shell of one of these and then complete it with an American Audi donor vehicle?

I always thought of Audis as unreliable blob-shaped generic-looking really fast AWD vehicles with confusing impossible-to-remember names which seem to be driven almost exclusively by people in action movies. Unlike most Audis though, I think these new ones look sweet. Strangely, I think the silver one looks the best.

Aaaaand now it’s time for every Chevy guy ever to mock the Ford GT because now it’s competing with the Corvette and the Corvette has a v8 and the GT only has a v6 and the Corvette costs a fraction of the price of the GT and has almost as much horsepower and you don’t have to be approved by the manufacturer in order to

I still want a Fiero bodykitt for the new Corvette to become a thing. And then a crappy Ferrari bodykitt for the Corvette’s Fiero bodykitt.