Yeah... Instead of making mediocre live action versions of their old animated movies, Disney should remake the Star Wars prequels and make them better. Keep the good parts and use less whiny kids and clumsy Gungans.

You can rant all you want about how terrible The Phantom Menace was, but I think it had some redeeming qualities, and the pod race was definitely one of the biggest ones. I’ve often thought about what the car equivalent of a podracer would be and I’ve fantasized about hot rodding x-wing starfighters with podracer…

And don’t forget Darth Maul!

Huh. I’m disappointed that they won’t sell it, but the reasons why they won’t sell it are not really what I expected. One could argue that no one who wants one of these is concerned with safety. I mean, I’m sure not! But good luck convincing the government of that. The Trailcat is still my dream Jeep, but I think I’d…

Geez, and I thought fixing my car was difficult! The only thing I’ve tried to fix on my car that ever really gave me any trouble was a triangular piece of aluminum that was split in half and that no one makes a replacement for because you’d have to be an idiot to break it. Turns out, when one of the previous owners…

You want someone to put this in a car? That sounds like a good way to get yourself killed. A really, really good way to get yourself killed. Like, the best way.

Of course, you’d then have nowhere to sit in the car. You’d probably just have to sit on top of the engine.

This is just a thought, I don’t know if it would actually work, but if it’s possible to grow/3d print meat and other organic matter in labs, would it be possible to grow/3d print a rhino horn in a lab? Maybe if we could find a way to get rhino horns without harming any actual rhinos, then it might decrease the value…

Sacré baguette! La voiture est mon petit fromage!

Why didn’t they base this on the CJ6 concept?

I am the only person I know who drives an orange car and I agree.

Pale yellows are only acceptable on American cars from the ‘50s and microcars. All other uses of pale yellows are bad.

Yellow is not my favorite color for cars, but it is certainly a heckuva lot better than grey, black, silver, and white. Instead of yellow, I reject our society’s obsession with boring colors by driving a big bright orange car with a white roof. Nothing says “screw bland colors!” like a car that looks like a big…

Speaking of car size comparisons, I always find it a bit funny when people talk about how huge American cars used to be, because when you think about it, the average car (and by car I mean pickup truck or SUV) nowadays is no smaller than the cars America was building 45+ years ago. They’re still just as big as they…

My favorites are the huge pieces of farm equipment with three enormous off road tires, with one in front and two in back. I’ve seen them drive around my area a few times and I don’t know what they’re called or what they do, but I like them and I wish I could think of an excuse to have one despite me not being a farmer.

No, because 1, I was seriously THAT hungry, 2, I was on a road trip at the time (with non-openable windows, no less) so there was no acceptable place to put the breaded cartilage if I took it out, and 3, because I kept foolishly hoping there would eventually be some delicious meat in there.

Yeah, I know. It’s just that the sheer number of trucks around here is crazy and after seeing truck after truck after truck, I’m just tired of seeing trucks.

Alright, that’s pretty frickin’ amazing. 

They must go so that the others can live in paradise. It will bring balance to the universe. It’s the only way!

I really want to like the new jeep truck. I mean, it is a pretty cool truck. The problem is that it’s a jeep and a truck and will therefore sell like hotcakes and America already has too many stupid pickup trucks. The pickup truck overpopulation is getting out of control and I’m tired of all the huge, ugly trucks that…