Screw the interior! Grab a mask and some tools and strip the darn thing out and build yourself a race car. 

Ever since I saw Herbie when I was little, I’ve had a special place in my heart for old bugs. That Movie helped to sculpt me into the car enthusiast I am today. I’d love to drive a drag beetle like that someday so I can live out my ridiculously fast volkswagenian dreams.

I normally love unusual design features, but those weird color splotches around the wheel arches are absolutely hideous! Aside from that, though, that concept looks freakin’ awesome. Too bad it’l probably get Borrego’d.

How many microwaveable burritos can you fit in the glovebox?

So... they’re deliberately making the cars slower most of the time so that they can give the cars speed boosts some of the time in an effort to make it like a racing game. I think a better idea would be to give all the drivers paintball guns so they can actually attack each other. I would totally watch that.

The name is wonderful. It evokes images of boring waffles. If only all car names were like that...

When I first got my 66 thunderbird, I decided to replace the fuel lines because 52 year old unrestored car. My grandpa’s garage has a pit, so I got to stand underneath the car. As soon as that rubber fuel line popped off, I learned the importance of closing my mouth while working on cars. You never forget the taste of…

Why does it look like the plastic engine cover has cup holders? If they’re not cup holders then can I use them as cup holders? I wish my engine had cup holders...

I find it funny that I’m in a different time zone than you because my computer is telling me that this article was written about 20 minutes in the future :)

Plymouth valiant. Super reliable, roomy (especialy the wagon), quirky and odd looking, and you can even get one with air conditioning. Plus, it’s american so no need to worry about parts.

What is your favorite obscure automotive tool? My favorite is the tool used to remove the lenses of the bullet-shaped telltale turn signal indicators on 1966 Ford Thunderbirds so you can change the bulb. 

This is why the thought of importing a classic car terrifies me.

I have mixed emotions about this. On the one hand, HOLY CRAP THE INSTRUMENTALS ARE INSANE. On the other hand, that man should never be allowed to sing. Ever. This song tortures me because minus the singing it’s frickin’ amazing, but my goodness his singing is just awful.

Why is that poor Lexus crying? Is it the people making fun of it? Don’t listen to the haters, Lexus LC500! You are beautiful just the way you are! And shame on everyone for making it cry!

Why is it crying? What happened to you, you poor thing? Is it the people who say you’re ugly? Don’t listen to them, little lexus. You’re beautiful just the way you are.