Shoney’s Hot Fudge Cake is responsible for 3 pounds of my current weight. It was left there from meals eaten 35 years ago.

Jobs have steadily been going South. Not North. Ya’ll bought your red hats and tiki torches because of Mexico and China. Stay focused.

Hard to believe they didn’t also have Steamed Hams.

When you mock the grammatical errors of a menu abroad, you don’t sound cute or clever.

Well, maybe it is now.

Yes. I remember when she lost them too..wait, what?

The second biggest cup of her life.

I loathe defending government bureaucrats, but there’s a bit more to this particular story. The “kids” set up their stand outside of the Denver Arts Festival, where there were a number of other vendors who (presumably) had paid dearly for their own permits and space at such a popular event (the quotation marks are…

Yeah, but like, just the Idris Elba shows.

my man married his (second) cousin so I’m guessing it rhymes with “spin fest”

Neal has always seemed like an arrogant prick to me. Like, super-talented, but also super-smug.

No one is losing any sleep over things you post on splinter.

Convenient that the “author” chooses to leave these details out.

That sucks, I know people consider me an uncaring monster, but having your throat slit is a shitty way to go, much sympathy.

Remember when Michelle Obama escaped WH in a laundry cart and went missing for 4 weeks. Then she came back as a hologram...

So it sounds like he lost his DACA status because he broke the law not once, but several times including during a time when his actions would be under intense scrutiny.

I felt the same way after the Astros WS win, except that was a real sport so it was better. Maybe next year DC United will win!

Forget Scooters what about cows sitting on cars and not buying a ride?

Since there are only two outcomes in baseball, if you didn’t win a game then you would have lost it.

My Dad has spent years arguing that it is 5 games above .500. The fact that he is British should tell you that the true answer is 10 games above .500.