“I’m sorry, Laura Danette, I don’t understand the question.”

I followed someone out and threw their dime back at them once. Tiny Italian place, picking up an extra dinner shift as bartender/barista/desserts and the two bar tables. I was never more than 10 feet away from them, literally anything they needed they could and did have in under a minute. It was a tiny place.

- lower legs muscles don’t tire
- can push off the end of the blade vs ball of foot for extra leverage
- “longer” lower prosthetic for increased leverage/spring

I support her as an actress and a person, but that character landed like a wet blanket. Didn’t ruin my experience of the film. No, that honor went to the flying nun Leia scene. Just horrendous. 

Rest in peace Dwight.

Godspeed, Dwight.

Doesn’t matter - she’s still hot AF and I’d tap that so hard.

Something like ... Smell Predicts Its Capsaicin Yield; Let’s All Demand Spice ...?

Dude is a Mac OS loyalist. It’s not an option.

Trump and Clinton when it comes to harassment are not the same

The trick is to cut it in half, and then dice it, and then prepare your dish, and then taste your dish. And then if the dish is hot you had a hot pepper.

Also I’ve heard that jalapenos with external striations tend to be hotter but I don’t know if that’s true or not.

Honestly, trump would love it if she were dead. His ratings would shoot through the roof from sympathy points. He would also probably say she died due to the stress of the mueller investigation. It would the best thing to happen to him.

And, if the Dems were to flip the Senate say 51-49, I look forward to the stories about Schumer having to find a Republican willing to flip to cover for Heitkamp voting with the Republicans yet again.

Still with drumpf? Really? You probably roll your eyes at people who called obama obummer.

Y’know, a narcissistic sociopath is one of the few people that should have an easy time comforting families. You go in, repeat words of condolence you’ve seen others give, get praised by the media. The extra confidence from lacking empathy might even make you seem like a pillar of strength, whereas someone capable of…

The hard hitting journalism I come here for

this is some high school angsty journal entry bullshit. congratulations on being from wyoming. i’m sorry that someone made a t-shirt.

If John Oliver would have called her that, would you and all the others on jezebel be #teamoliver? Yeah, not so much. Plus, it widens the possibilities to go after the next woman in the WH (female president, wife, daughter) of any Democrat, just like that SNL writer going after the 11 yo son of Donald Trump. They will…

They should put some kind if identification number on vehicles so that kind of thing doesn’t happen so much.